The first experimental tale. The Hippy was
living on the lounge floor of the Semihippy's house in Dagmar Road at the time,
dreaming of heavy metal, socks and a certain Kawasaki GPZ 750turbo
(yawn). 
Defying all sense, Stuart didn't stop there
and wrote a sequel. After several negative drug tests, he was allowed to
release it. The Hippy is in space - there's more than just strange smells
floating around.
The Hippy's socks have escaped......
The Hippy meets Sludge, the most animate
thing that could be his sidekick without ending up with the lead role. He also
obtains super-powers along with several pairs of tights.
Enter, the Semihippy, the most evil
medium-hair-lengthed individual on the face of the planet. The Hippy's
arch-nemesis, Bastard Semihippy IV, last in a long line of bastards, has a
plan!
Inspector Jethro, PC MadChris and The Bosh are
on the case.Is any criminal safe? Hmmmm, let me see.
Did someone say 750turbo?(yawn)
The BSH has gone to ground, with good
reason, he now has the smelliest superhero ever as well as the UKs least
competant police after him. If they manage to get the help of Dodgy Dave it
could be curtains for him. (woolly ones).
Finally, the BSH gets his sidekick, it only
took a hefty bribe to the author. Meet the Wandering Minstrel (apparently, not
hefty enough). Safe in his second base BSH re-groups. However the forces of
alkahol are drawing in.(or colouring in or something) 
The Hermit,
is he a force for good? Commander Biggles, is he a force for good? Captain
Bwyers, is he a force for good? The Hippy, why doesn't he give up for
good? Oooo! That
wasn't very nice, Commander Biggles!..... The Hippy now has a Jacket to match
his straight jeans. The Wandering Minstel becomes a pawn and the telephones are
still dying! The PM demands answers.....Don't be
distracted by Olesmokey, it's just the authors alcohol induced hallucinations.
The BSH's plan is working, the phoons, sorry, phones are still dying. With the
Hippy among his equals, only SuperSludge can help now, but the Bosh 'has'
him........